Canyon: These shoes are getting tiny! Me: No, your feet are growing. Canyon: (with enthusiasm and a little jump on the chair) My feet are growing! Me: Yep. Canyon: Well, these shoes are still squeezy anyway.
Confusing as it may be, Marty, your biceps aren't located on your stomach. What is getting "squeezy" in your case is your "spare tire."
Of course, I should talk. For me, pretty much everything is getting squeezy. I even broke a chair at Quizno's the other day. And Christian has started calling me Porky.
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My shirt gets squeezy sometimes. Hmmmm, it must be my biceps.
My shirt is squeezy and it sure ain't my biceps!
Confusing as it may be, Marty, your biceps aren't located on your stomach. What is getting "squeezy" in your case is your "spare tire."
Of course, I should talk. For me, pretty much everything is getting squeezy. I even broke a chair at Quizno's the other day. And Christian has started calling me Porky.
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